Taz got a parking ticket this Friday. Stupid bloody opposite side of the street parking! I was so tired Thursday night I didn’t think twice about parking in the only free spot on the block. I still don’t understand why there aren’t more parking spots on a block full of homes with driveways. I bet the lazy homeowners park on the street instead of parking in their perfectly empty driveways taking away precious parking spots from those that do NOT have assigned SPOTS! It vexes me SO much. And this ridiculous no parking from 8-11am – between that and all of the spots taken up by the ginormous high school and preschool down the block there’s NO WHERE TO BLOODY PARK! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Clearly, I need to move.
If you had a time machine, which year would you travel to and why?
Submitted by Michelle.
Hmmm I think it's a toss up between 1996 - the summer I went on Semester At Sea and traveled to 6 countries in the South Pacific and met some of my greatest friends or 1998 - the year I had a great fun job at Fox, the best boss and the Yankees were having an INCREDIBLE season.
Back off Blanche! Not all of us are classified by the navy as a friendly port.
Ringtones: What's yours and how often do you change it?
Submitted by enrico.
I have several ringtones. Different groups have ringtones and specific people have ringtones. My sister's is Silent Morning cause she always loved that song. The office ringtone is Crazy Train. And my regular incoming calls ringtone (for now) is Down With The Sickness. I love my phone cause it came with the software to make any song into a ringtone. Whoo hoo!
From the episode when they performed in a musical version of Henny Penny
Sophia (as narrator): On their way, Henny Penny (Rose) and Goosey Lucy (Blanche) came upon Turkey Lurkey (Dorothy). Yes, poor lonely Turkey Lurkey. Poor dateless, hopeless, self basting Turkey.....
Sophia: I said it before and I'll say it again: Sluts just heal quicker.
Blanche: I'm sorry Sophia but I am not going to let your skepticism ruin my entire evening. Mel and I were meant to be together.
Sophia: I wish I could say the same for your thighs!
Rose: Blanche, you don't understand, they'll put you in a women's prison!
Have you SEEN anything cuter?
